⟨Enter two Grooms.⟩⟨FIRST GROOM⟩ More rushes, more rushes.⟨SECOND GROOM⟩ The trumpets have sounded twice.⟨FIRST GROOM⟩ ’Twill be two o’clock ere they come from the coronation. Dispatch, dispatch.⟨Grooms exit.⟩Trumpets sound, and the King and his train pass over
the stage. After them enter Falstaff, Shallow, Pistol,
Bardolph, and the ⟨Page.⟩FALSTAFF 5Stand here by me, Master ⟨Robert⟩ Shallow. I will make the King do you grace. I will leer upon him as he comes by, and do but mark the countenance that he will give me.PISTOL God bless thy lungs, good knight!FALSTAFF 10Come here, Pistol, stand behind me.—O, if I had had time to have made new liveries, I would have bestowed the thousand pound I borrowed of you. But ’tis no matter. This poor show doth better. This doth infer the zeal I had to see him.⟨SHALLOW⟩ 15It doth so.FALSTAFF It shows my earnestness of affection—⌜SHALLOW⌝ It doth so.FALSTAFF My devotion—⌜SHALLOW⌝ It doth, it doth, it doth.FALSTAFF 20As it were, to ride day and night, and not to deliberate, not to remember, not to have patience to shift me—SHALLOW It is best, certain.⟨FALSTAFF⟩ But to stand stained with travel and sweating25 with desire to see him, thinking of nothing else, putting all affairs else in oblivion, as if there were nothing else to be done but to see him.
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PISTOL ’Tis semper idem, for obsque hoc nihil est; ’tis ⟨all⟩ in every part.SHALLOW 30’Tis so indeed.PISTOL My knight, I will inflame thy noble liver, and make thee rage. Thy Doll and Helen of thy noble thoughts is in base durance and contagious prison, haled thither by most mechanical and dirty hand.35 Rouse up revenge from ebon den with fell Alecto’s snake, for Doll is in. Pistol speaks nought but truth.FALSTAFF I will deliver her.⌜Shouts within.⌝ ⟨The trumpets sound.⟩PISTOL There roared the sea, and trumpet-clangor sounds.Enter the King and his train.FALSTAFF God save thy Grace, King Hal, my royal Hal.PISTOL 40 The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame!FALSTAFF God save thee, my sweet boy!KING My Lord Chief Justice, speak to that vain man.CHIEF JUSTICE, ⌜to Falstaff⌝ Have you your wits? Know you what ’tis you45 speak?FALSTAFF, ⌜to the King⌝ My king, my Jove, I speak to thee, my heart!KING I know thee not, old man. Fall to thy prayers. How ill white hairs becomes a fool and jester. I have long dreamt of such a kind of man,50 So surfeit-swelled, so old, and so profane; But being awaked, I do despise my dream. Make less thy body hence, and more thy grace;
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Leave gormandizing. Know the grave doth gape For thee thrice wider than for other men.55 Reply not to me with a fool-born jest. Presume not that I am the thing I was, For God doth know—so shall the world perceive— That I have turned away my former self. So will I those that kept me company.60 When thou dost hear I am as I have been, Approach me, and thou shalt be as thou wast, The tutor and the feeder of my riots. Till then I banish thee, on pain of death, As I have done the rest of my misleaders,65 Not to come near our person by ten mile. For competence of life I will allow you, That lack of means enforce you not to evils. And, as we hear you do reform yourselves, We will, according to your strengths and qualities,70 Give you advancement. ⌜To the Lord Chief Justice.⌝ Be it your charge, my lord, To see performed the tenor of my word.— Set on.⟨King ⌜and his train⌝ exit.⟩FALSTAFF Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pound.SHALLOW 75Yea, marry, Sir John, which I beseech you to let me have home with me.FALSTAFF That can hardly be, Master Shallow. Do not you grieve at this. I shall be sent for in private to him. Look you, he must seem thus to the world.80 Fear not your advancements. I will be the man yet that shall make you great.SHALLOW I cannot ⟨well⟩ perceive how, unless you ⟨should⟩ give me your doublet and stuff me out with straw. I beseech you, good Sir John, let me have five85 hundred of my thousand.FALSTAFF Sir, I will be as good as my word. This that you heard was but a color.
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SHALLOW A color that I fear you will die in, Sir John.FALSTAFF Fear no colors. Go with me to dinner.—90 Come, lieutenant Pistol.—Come, Bardolph.—I shall be sent for soon at night.Enter ⌜the Lord Chief⌝ Justice and Prince John, ⌜with
Officers.⌝CHIEF JUSTICE Go, carry Sir John Falstaff to the Fleet. Take all his company along with him.FALSTAFF My lord, my lord —CHIEF JUSTICE 95 I cannot now speak. I will hear you soon.— Take them away.PISTOL Si fortuna me tormenta, spero ⟨me⟩ contenta.⌜All but John of⌝ ⟨Lancaster and
Chief Justice⟩ exit.JOHN OF LANCASTER I like this fair proceeding of the King’s. He hath intent his wonted followers100 Shall all be very well provided for, But all are banished till their conversations Appear more wise and modest to the world.CHIEF JUSTICE And so they are.JOHN OF LANCASTER The King hath called his parliament, my lord.CHIEF JUSTICE 105He hath.JOHN OF LANCASTER I will lay odds that, ere this year expire, We bear our civil swords and native fire As far as France. I heard a bird so sing, Whose music, to my thinking, pleased the King.110 Come, will you hence?⟨They exit.⟩