Enter Hamlet and three of the Players.HAMLET Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue; but if you mouth it, as many of our players do, I had as lief the town-crier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air5 too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say, whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness. O,
it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious,10 periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who for the most part are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb shows and noise. I would have such a fellow whipped for o’erdoing Termagant. It out-Herods15 Herod. Pray you, avoid it.PLAYER I warrant your Honor.HAMLET Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion be your tutor. Suit the action to the word, the word to the action, with this special20 observance, that you o’erstep not the modesty of nature. For anything so o’erdone is from the purpose of playing, whose end, both at the first and now, was and is to hold, as ’twere, the mirror up to nature, to show virtue her ⟨own⟩ feature, scorn her25 own image, and the very age and body of the time his form and pressure. Now this overdone or come tardy off, though it makes the unskillful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve, the censure of ⟨the⟩ which one must in your allowance o’erweigh30 a whole theater of others. O, there be players that I have seen play and heard others ⟨praise⟩ (and that highly), not to speak it profanely, that, neither having th’ accent of Christians nor the gait of Christian, pagan, nor man, have so strutted and35 bellowed that I have thought some of nature’s journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.PLAYER I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us, ⟨sir.⟩HAMLET 40O, reform it altogether. And let those that play your clowns speak no more than is set down for them, for there be of them that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh too, though in the meantime some necessary
45 question of the play be then to be considered. That’s villainous and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it. Go make you ready.⟨Players exit.⟩Enter Polonius, Guildenstern, and Rosencrantz. How now, my lord, will the King hear this piece of work?POLONIUS 50And the Queen too, and that presently.HAMLET Bid the players make haste.⟨Polonius exits.⟩ Will you two help to hasten them?ROSENCRANTZ Ay, my lord.They exit.HAMLET What ho, Horatio!Enter Horatio.HORATIO 55Here, sweet lord, at your service.HAMLET Horatio, thou art e’en as just a man As e’er my conversation coped withal.HORATIO O, my dear lord—⟨HAMLET⟩ Nay, do not think I flatter,60 For what advancement may I hope from thee That no revenue hast but thy good spirits To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flattered? No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp65 And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear? Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice And could of men distinguish, her election Hath sealed thee for herself. For thou hast been70 As one in suffering all that suffers nothing, A man that Fortune’s buffets and rewards Hast ta’en with equal thanks; and blessed are those Whose blood and judgment are so well commeddled
75 That they are not a pipe for Fortune’s finger To sound what stop she please. Give me that man That is not passion’s slave, and I will wear him In my heart’s core, ay, in my heart of heart, As I do thee.—Something too much of this.—80 There is a play tonight before the King. One scene of it comes near the circumstance Which I have told thee of my father’s death. I prithee, when thou seest that act afoot, Even with the very comment of thy soul85 Observe my uncle. If his occulted guilt Do not itself unkennel in one speech, It is a damnèd ghost that we have seen, And my imaginations are as foul As Vulcan’s stithy. Give him heedful note,90 For I mine eyes will rivet to his face, And, after, we will both our judgments join In censure of his seeming.HORATIO Well, my lord. If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing95 And ’scape ⟨detecting⟩, I will pay the theft.⟨Sound a flourish.⟩HAMLET They are coming to the play. I must be idle. Get you a place.Enter Trumpets and Kettle Drums. ⟨Enter⟩ King, Queen,
Polonius, Ophelia, ⟨Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and other
Lords attendant with ⌜the King’s⌝ guard carrying
torches.⟩KING How fares our cousin Hamlet?HAMLET Excellent, i’ faith, of the chameleon’s dish. I100 eat the air, promise-crammed. You cannot feed capons so.KING I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet. These words are not mine.HAMLET No, nor mine now. ⌜To Polonius.⌝ My lord, you105 played once i’ th’ university, you say?
POLONIUS That did I, my lord, and was accounted a good actor.HAMLET What did you enact?POLONIUS I did enact Julius Caesar. I was killed i’ th’110 Capitol. Brutus killed me.HAMLET It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there.—Be the players ready?ROSENCRANTZ Ay, my lord. They stay upon your patience.QUEEN 115Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.HAMLET No, good mother. Here’s metal more attractive.⌜Hamlet takes a place near Ophelia.⌝POLONIUS, ⌜to the King⌝ Oh, ho! Do you mark that?HAMLET Lady, shall I lie in your lap?OPHELIA 120No, my lord.⟨HAMLET I mean, my head upon your lap?OPHELIA Ay, my lord.⟩HAMLET Do you think I meant country matters?OPHELIA I think nothing, my lord.HAMLET 125That’s a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.OPHELIA What is, my lord?HAMLET Nothing.OPHELIA You are merry, my lord.HAMLET 130Who, I?OPHELIA Ay, my lord.HAMLET O God, your only jig-maker. What should a man do but be merry? For look you how cheerfully my mother looks, and my father died within ’s two135 hours.OPHELIA Nay, ’tis twice two months, my lord.HAMLET So long? Nay, then, let the devil wear black, for I’ll have a suit of sables. O heavens, die two months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there’s140 hope a great man’s memory may outlive his life half a year. But, by ’r Lady, he must build churches, then,
or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse, whose epitaph is “For oh, for oh, the hobby-horse is forgot.”The trumpets sounds. Dumb show follows.145Enter a King and a Queen, ⟨very lovingly,⟩ the Queen
embracing him and he her. ⟨She kneels and makes show of
protestation unto him.⟩ He takes her up and declines his
head upon her neck. He lies him down upon a bank of
flowers. She, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon
150⟨comes⟩ in another man, takes off his crown, kisses it, pours
poison in the sleeper’s ears, and leaves him. The Queen
returns, finds the King dead, makes passionate action. The
poisoner with some three or four come in again, seem to
condole with her. The dead body is carried away. The
155poisoner woos the Queen with gifts. She seems harsh
awhile but in the end accepts ⟨his⟩ love.⌜Players exit.⌝OPHELIA What means this, my lord?HAMLET Marry, this ⟨is miching⟩ mallecho. It means mischief.OPHELIA 160Belike this show imports the argument of the play.Enter Prologue.HAMLET We shall know by this fellow. The players cannot keep ⟨counsel;⟩ they’ll tell all.OPHELIA Will he tell us what this show meant?HAMLET 165Ay, or any show that you will show him. Be not you ashamed to show, he’ll not shame to tell you what it means.OPHELIA You are naught, you are naught. I’ll mark the play.PROLOGUE
170 For us and for our tragedy,
Here stooping to your clemency,
We beg your hearing patiently.⌜He exits.⌝
HAMLET Is this a prologue or the posy of a ring?OPHELIA ’Tis brief, my lord.HAMLET 175As woman’s love.Enter ⌜the Player⌝ King and Queen.PLAYER KING Full thirty times hath Phoebus’ cart gone round
Neptune’s salt wash and Tellus’ ⟨orbèd⟩ ground,
And thirty dozen moons with borrowed sheen
About the world have times twelve thirties been
180 Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands
Unite commutual in most sacred bands.PLAYER QUEEN So many journeys may the sun and moon
Make us again count o’er ere love be done!
But woe is me! You are so sick of late,
185 So far from cheer and from ⟨your⟩ former state,
That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust,
Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must.
[For women fear too much, even as they love,]
And women’s fear and love hold quantity,
190 In neither aught, or in extremity.
Now what my ⟨love⟩ is, proof hath made you know,
And, as my love is sized, my fear is so:
[Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear;
Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.]PLAYER KING 195 Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too.
My operant powers their functions leave to do.
And thou shall live in this fair world behind,
Honored, beloved; and haply one as kind
For husband shalt thou—PLAYER QUEEN 200 O, confound the rest!
Such love must needs be treason in my breast.
In second husband let me be accurst.
None wed the second but who killed the first.
HAMLET That’s wormwood!PLAYER QUEEN 205 The instances that second marriage move
Are base respects of thrift, but none of love.
A second time I kill my husband dead
When second husband kisses me in bed.PLAYER KING I do believe you think what now you speak,
210 But what we do determine oft we break.
Purpose is but the slave to memory,
Of violent birth, but poor validity,
Which now, the fruit unripe, sticks on the tree
But fall unshaken when they mellow be.
215 Most necessary ’tis that we forget
To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt.
What to ourselves in passion we propose,
The passion ending, doth the purpose lose.
The violence of either grief or joy
220 Their own enactures with themselves destroy.
Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament;
Grief ⟨joys,⟩ joy grieves, on slender accident.
This world is not for aye, nor ’tis not strange
That even our loves should with our fortunes change;
225 For ’tis a question left us yet to prove
Whether love lead fortune or else fortune love.
The great man down, you mark his favorite flies;
The poor, advanced, makes friends of enemies.
And hitherto doth love on fortune tend,
230 For who not needs shall never lack a friend,
And who in want a hollow friend doth try
Directly seasons him his enemy.
But, orderly to end where I begun:
Our wills and fates do so contrary run
235 That our devices still are overthrown;
Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own.
So think thou wilt no second husband wed,
But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.
PLAYER QUEEN Nor Earth to me give food, nor heaven light,
240 Sport and repose lock from me day and night,
[To desperation turn my trust and hope,
⌜An⌝ anchor’s cheer in prison be my scope.]
Each opposite that blanks the face of joy
Meet what I would have well and it destroy.
245 Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
If, once a widow, ever I be wife.HAMLET If she should break it now!PLAYER KING ’Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here awhile.
My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
250 The tedious day with sleep.⟨Sleeps.⟩PLAYER QUEEN Sleep rock thy brain,
And never come mischance between us twain.⌜Player Queen exits.⌝HAMLET Madam, how like you this play?QUEEN The lady doth protest too much, methinks.HAMLET 255O, but she’ll keep her word.KING Have you heard the argument? Is there no offense in ’t?HAMLET No, no, they do but jest, poison in jest. No offense i’ th’ world.KING 260What do you call the play?HAMLET “
The Mousetrap.”
Marry, how? Tropically. This play is the image of a murder done in Vienna. Gonzago is the duke’s name, his wife Baptista. You shall see anon. ’Tis a knavish piece of work, but265 what of that? Your Majesty and we that have free souls, it touches us not. Let the galled jade wince; our withers are unwrung.Enter Lucianus. This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.OPHELIA You are as good as a chorus, my lord.
HAMLET 270I could interpret between you and your love, if I could see the puppets dallying.OPHELIA You are keen, my lord, you are keen.HAMLET It would cost you a groaning to take off mine edge.OPHELIA 275Still better and worse.HAMLET So you mis-take your husbands.—Begin, murderer. ⟨Pox,⟩ leave thy damnable faces and begin. Come, the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge.LUCIANUS
280 Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time
agreeing,
⟨Confederate⟩ season, else no creature seeing,
Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,
With Hecate’s ban thrice blasted, thrice ⟨infected,⟩
285 Thy natural magic and dire property
On wholesome life ⟨usurp⟩ immediately.⟨Pours the poison in his ears.⟩HAMLET He poisons him i’ th’ garden for his estate. His name’s Gonzago. The story is extant and written in very choice Italian. You shall see anon how the290 murderer gets the love of Gonzago’s wife.⌜Claudius rises.⌝OPHELIA The King rises.⟨HAMLET What, frighted with false fire?⟩QUEEN How fares my lord?POLONIUS Give o’er the play.KING 295Give me some light. Away!POLONIUS Lights, lights, lights!All but Hamlet and Horatio exit.HAMLET
Why, let the strucken deer go weep,
The hart ungallèd play.
For some must watch, while some must sleep:
300 Thus runs the world away.
Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers (if the rest of my fortunes turn Turk with me) with ⟨two⟩ Provincial roses on my razed shoes, get me a fellowship in a cry of players?HORATIO 305Half a share.HAMLET A whole one, I. For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
This realm dismantled was
Of Jove himself, and now reigns here
310 A very very—pajock.HORATIO You might have rhymed.HAMLET O good Horatio, I’ll take the ghost’s word for a thousand pound. Didst perceive?HORATIO Very well, my lord.HAMLET 315Upon the talk of the poisoning?HORATIO I did very well note him.HAMLET Ah ha! Come, some music! Come, the recorders!
For if the King like not the comedy,
320 Why, then, belike he likes it not, perdy. Come, some music!Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.GUILDENSTERN Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.HAMLET Sir, a whole history.GUILDENSTERN 325The King, sir—HAMLET Ay, sir, what of him?GUILDENSTERN Is in his retirement marvelous distempered.HAMLET With drink, sir?GUILDENSTERN 330No, my lord, with choler.HAMLET Your wisdom should show itself more richer to signify this to the doctor, for for me to put him to his purgation would perhaps plunge him into more choler.
GUILDENSTERN 335Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame and ⟨start⟩ not so wildly from my affair.HAMLET I am tame, sir. Pronounce.GUILDENSTERN The Queen your mother, in most great340 affliction of spirit, hath sent me to you.HAMLET You are welcome.GUILDENSTERN Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right breed. If it shall please you to make me a wholesome answer, I will do your mother’s345 commandment. If not, your pardon and my return shall be the end of ⟨my⟩ business.HAMLET Sir, I cannot.ROSENCRANTZ What, my lord?HAMLET Make you a wholesome answer. My wit’s350 diseased. But, sir, such answer as I can make, you shall command—or, rather, as you say, my mother. Therefore no more but to the matter. My mother, you say—ROSENCRANTZ Then thus she says: your behavior hath355 struck her into amazement and admiration.HAMLET O wonderful son that can so ’stonish a mother! But is there no sequel at the heels of this mother’s admiration? Impart.ROSENCRANTZ She desires to speak with you in her360 closet ere you go to bed.HAMLET We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have you any further trade with us?ROSENCRANTZ My lord, you once did love me.HAMLET And do still, by these pickers and stealers.ROSENCRANTZ 365Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? You do surely bar the door upon your own liberty if you deny your griefs to your friend.HAMLET Sir, I lack advancement.ROSENCRANTZ How can that be, when you have the370 voice of the King himself for your succession in Denmark?
HAMLET Ay, sir, but “While the grass grows”—the proverb is something musty.Enter the Players with recorders. O, the recorders! Let me see one. ⌜He takes a
recorder and turns to Guildenstern.⌝ 375To withdraw with you: why do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you would drive me into a toil?GUILDENSTERN O, my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too unmannerly.HAMLET 380I do not well understand that. Will you play upon this pipe?GUILDENSTERN My lord, I cannot.HAMLET I pray you.GUILDENSTERN Believe me, I cannot.HAMLET 385I do beseech you.GUILDENSTERN I know no touch of it, my lord.HAMLET It is as easy as lying. Govern these ventages with your fingers and ⟨thumb,⟩ give it breath with your mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent390 music. Look you, these are the stops.GUILDENSTERN But these cannot I command to any utt’rance of harmony. I have not the skill.HAMLET Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me! You would play upon me, you395 would seem to know my stops, you would pluck out the heart of my mystery, you would sound me from my lowest note to ⟨the top of⟩ my compass; and there is much music, excellent voice, in this little organ, yet cannot you make it speak. ’Sblood,400 do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what instrument you will, though you ⟨can⟩ fret me, you cannot play upon me.Enter Polonius. God bless you, sir.
POLONIUS My lord, the Queen would speak with you,405 and presently.HAMLET Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel?POLONIUS By th’ Mass, and ’tis like a camel indeed.HAMLET Methinks it is like a weasel.POLONIUS 410It is backed like a weasel.HAMLET Or like a whale.POLONIUS Very like a whale.⟨HAMLET⟩ Then I will come to my mother by and by. ⌜Aside.⌝ They fool me to the top of my bent.—I will415 come by and by.⟨POLONIUS⟩ I will say so.⟨HAMLET⟩ “By and by” is easily said. Leave me, friends.⌜All but Hamlet exit.⌝ ’Tis now the very witching time of night,420 When churchyards yawn and hell itself ⟨breathes⟩ out Contagion to this world. Now could I drink hot blood And do such ⟨bitter⟩ business as the day425 Would quake to look on. Soft, now to my mother. O heart, lose not thy nature; let not ever The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom. Let me be cruel, not unnatural. I will speak ⟨daggers⟩ to her, but use none.430 My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites: How in my words somever she be shent, To give them seals never, my soul, consent.He exits.
